Out in Nevada’s deepest backcountry, The Guy Not At OR teamed with team Deviant 9 to team up for some serious gear testing. At the foot of America’s Alps, the team was ready to spark some arcs and frolic in the Ruby Mountain’s secret stashes.
The Rubies are special – unscarred by lift lines, they are a wild, natural, pure, untouched by man, back to nature skiing experience.
So pure. So beautiful.
Pure and natural, that is, if big-ass helicoptors count as birds.
So pure. So beautiful.
So, ready for our big-mountain extreme adventure that would be really extreme and big, we pulled over, whipped out the skis, and…
First tracks, anyone?
…jingle-effin’-bells. Guess “No Sno” means there ain’t any effin’ snow.
BTW: No Sno’s sponsors – Chevron, Exxon, Halliburton and Coal Cares! – worked extra hard this year to wonk the climate and make No Sno possible. Thx Guys! : )
So what’s a guy to so when he can’t gear test?
Beer test.
The Guy (and team Deviant 9 – aka “the ride”) lined some up – Pliny the Elder, Sierra Nevada’s new Ruthless Rye, and that fine American Lager – Michelob Ultra. The they went – you got it – head to head.
Of all the beers The Guy opened during this backcountry test, one stood out. Of course, only one was opened. And when it learns of its top ranking, it loses its head…
